Christmas is right around the corner and gift buying can be
challenging enough without even considering what to get for
friends that are admitted rednecks. He wants a doo-hickey
for his gun, she wants flannel camouflage pajamas, he wants
swamp-wading, snake proof hip waders, (they have them at
Cabela's), and she wants a professional fishing rod/reel
combo to compete in a tournament. Well, don't fret- here
are some suggestions for those special people on your list
that will work for any occasion.
Wal-Mart gift card, yes, you knew it was coming, seeing as
how all us rednecks are what made Wal-Mart what they are
today. They got their start by opening stores in every
small town across the country where we rednecks were in
abundance, then they moved into the big cities with the
Super Stores and then the more sophisticated rednecks began
to frequent them, and now they are even in other countries
where they have developed another kind of redneck. Now, I'm
not pushing Wal-Mart over other stores, but they are a
one-stop shopping mall where you can find just about
anything on your shopping list. You can get anything you
need there, and you might know half of the people shopping
in there at any given time. Besides being a great place to
run into people that you know and a few you don't, you can
get groceries, socks, underwear, shampoo, tires and a
doo-hickey for your friends gun. They also have a wide
selection of chewing gum and chewing tobacco. Nothing says
"Love" like a Wal-Mart gift card.
Well, ok, maybe nothing besides a Cabela's or Bass Pro gift
certificate. If you buy a gift certificate to one of these
and get a catalog. You can spend hours, even days, with
your loved one looking at how they are going to spend the
gift certificate a hundred different ways. They get the
snake-proof waders or the doo-hickey for the gun, and last
I looked, they sold camo pajamas for her and every rod/reel
combo made. You can even buy food in there, maybe not as
good of selection as the Super-Store, but they sell it.
They also sell things to make it with, like turkey fryers
and secret recipe fish batter mix, one of my personal
favorites. They sell boats, too. If you get a gift
certificate for that, then it's time to pop the question.
Now, most every admitted redneck likes tickets to mud runs
or bull riding, but those are more schedule constraining,
and clock punching is not a favorite thing. If they get
drunk and forget what day it is, it could turn out to be a
total waste of money. Which brings up another gift idea,
beer makes for a present. If you get enough, it can be
shared with friends, take it on a fishing trip or camp out
near the river. It's the gift that keeps on giving, in that
respect, and it's something a drinking man or woman will
use right away, and maybe an excuse for a weekend trip in
the wilderness. Depending on how close a friend you are,
you may or may not get to go along.
The main gift idea for a redneck and single person is, if
you don't let them pick out their own gift, then keep the
receipt, they may want to return it to get the doo-hickey
for their gun, or those flannel camo pajamas, so that's why
the best thing might be a gift card, if you don't know
EXACTLY what they want.
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